Ted Kennedy at a recent D.C. press dinner, quoted in the (ugh) Moonie Times:
[Kennedy] took a few shots at himself, particularly how long he has served in Congress (44 years, to be exact).
When the Massachusetts senator first took office, "Hillary Clinton was a Republican, Ronald Reagan was a Democrat, Joe Lieberman hadn't even thought about having it both ways and J. Edgar Hoover had picked out his first Cross Your Heart bra," Mr. Kennedy joked.