"When you get bored with the polo ponies, you run for office," he said.
Thus spake Dannel Malloy, candidate for governor. (Hat tip Saramerica)
Okay. I get it. You want to cast yourself as the Ed Norton in this race. The regular guy from humble beginnings facing unfair competition from those "Greenwich millionaires." Fair enough.
But if you're going to go that route, take a moment to learn from the pros: