At the occasion of the release of yet another recycled, non-newsbreaking hit on Chris Dodd by the AP yesterday, Democratic Senate candidate Merrick Alpert saw it fit to respond via Twitter in what is already quickly becoming his signature, classy fashion:
VIP = RIP
"VIP," in Merrick's pithy retelling, of course must refer to the Countrywide "VIP" program that Chris Dodd has repeatedly said he knew he was enrolled in but was told at the time was "nothing more than enhanced customer service", an assertion not contradicted by any new evidence. And by "RIP", we can infer (and hope) that Merrick is suggesting that this manufactured controversy will be only the "death" of Dodd's campaign.
Still, when musing over Alpert's thoughts on Dodd's "VIP" lifestyle (and his previous criticism of Dodd over his move to Iowa), it's worth contemplating pots, kettles, and glass half-million dollar Florida country club condominiums.
On February 6th of this year, according to the Lee (FL) County Clerk's office, Alpert sold his condo at the Gulf Harbour Yacht and Country Club in Fort Myers, Florida, for $430,000, in order to move back to Connecticut. He would announce his run for Senate three months later. I guess it does help to move back to a state if you plan to run for office in it.
The Florida address Alpert seems to have lived at for years while working at Turbine Generator Maintenance, his company in nearby Cape Coral, FL, can still be viewed at this real estate listing, with this stunning description of the property:
Tee It Up Or Sail It Out!... From Using A Full Service Gym That Has 1 Room Just For Cardio, 1 Room Just For Weight Lifting, 1 Room Just For Aerobic Style Classes, Facials, Pedicures To A Fully Staffed Tennis & Golf Shop With Pros To Answer Every Question. Come Experience What It Feels Like To Live In A Resort.
And don't forget the Tiki huts!:
There is a championship 6,700 yard 18 hole Chip Powell designed golf course and aqua-range. Members also enjoy the Club's private island beach and wildlife habitat, which combined with the golf course, waterfront pool & Tiki Hut, fully equipped fitness center, luxurious spa, championship tennis facility, and yacht basin, provides Members an extensive array of active amenities that enhance this fantastic Gulf Harbour Lifestyle.
It must have been quite the "VIP" Florida resort lifestyle for this supposed down-to-earth Connecticut everyman. |